America’s Most Expensive New Year’s Eve Package. Now With Breasts. Really.
Considering calling a travel agent to make last minute New Year’s Eve plans? Hold on! Your perfect New Year’s Eve celebration may be found… at the doctor’s office?
A New York based plastic surgeon unveiled the country’s most expensive New Year’s Eve package on Monday. For just $100,000, Dr. Stephen Greenberg is offering a star studded night, luxury hotel accomodations for a month, and a prettier you for 2010.
The package includes spending New Year’s Eve night in Miami with tables at three of the hottest events in town: Lady Gaga playing at the Fontainebleau, Brody Jenner hosting at JoonBug.com’s Gansevoort Miami Beach Hotel Rooftop New Year’s Eve 2010 bash, and John Legend at the W Hotel Miami Beach.
I’m not exactly sure how you’ll ring in the New Year at three parties – but for $100,000, it’s nice to have options. Fortunately, you’ll have a Rolls Royce and personal chaffeur at your disposal for the night, which has to make party hopping easier.
But wait, there’s more!
The package also includes round trip first class tickets from New York to Miami, a choice of Penthouses at 5 star hotels in South Beach for a month and… new breasts. Really. A breast argumentation is included in the holiday package, along with a 24 hour nurse and unlimited spa treatments to help you relax and recover for the month after your surgery.
And all for the low, low price of $100,000. Happy New Year!
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