Sexy stars for Hollywood board shorts!

So you know when you wander down to the hotel pool, and you’re about to take off your robe? Then you look around and suddenly realize that everyone else is wearing a bathing suit but you’re naked.

Yeah, I hate that, too.

That’s why from now I’m going to do all my accidental-near-skinny-dipping at the Standard Hotels in LA, New York or Miami.

The André Balazs properties are partnering with boardshort designer Quicksilver to offer cobranded suit in the hotel lobby shops, and in vending machines by the pool.

Oooh, anyone got change for a c-note, right?

Starting with the LA property this weekend, you can get four different styles of men’s shorts to match the four different Standard Hotel locations. Women can only get a black string bikini, but if you only have one choice, that’s the choice 98% of women who are actually willing to wear a bathing suit in public.

Want all of the cachet of a Standard Hotel bathing suit, without the trip to an expensive hot spot? Check it out on the Standard web store.

Photo: The Standard Hotel