Courtesy of Kimpton

Courtesy of Kimpton

The Muse Hotel in Manhattan is pretty, you guys. And they’re doing special things for Valentine’s Day.

Starting at $199 per night, The Muse is offering little things that will make you love them. These little things include:

  • Late check-out times
  • Hot chocolate and marshmallows at bedtime
  • Romantic NY movies on your TV like Breakfast at Tiffany’s
  • A guide to romantic places to make out. I’m serious! Okay, well they said “steal a kiss,” but still.
  • A map of secret spots in Central Park … wait a minute, that’s just dirty, Kimpton, what kind of a show are you running?

    Courtesy of Kimpton

    Courtesy of Kimpton

Kidding, kidding. But check this out. Meet Ginger (right).

Ginger is “Director of Pet Relations” and works side by side at The Muse with owner/concierge Lauren Myerson. that’s right. They’re pet friendly. They even have a “Pampered Pooch Package” wherein they spoil your dog for you.

I read about the package. Please, someone. Take me to The Muse and tell them I’m your dog. Kthx.